Yo Mama so fat, she ..
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Archive for February, 2006
CUSTOMER: Can you make ..
Saturday, February 25th, 2006CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
Can you spell eighty ..
Thursday, February 23rd, 2006Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
What do you get if you ..
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!
What time is it when ..
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
When a teacher closes ..
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
How do you make a rabbit ..
Monday, February 20th, 2006How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
Tyson’s psychologist ..
Saturday, February 18th, 2006Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood….good thing he didn’t say two!
Teacher: Why are you ..
Sunday, February 12th, 2006Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won’t let me do it at home !