Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk to Bernie. Rabbi: “What are doing here with a dog? ” Bernie: “The dog came here to pray.” […]
Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
What question must always be answered, “Yes”? “What does Y-E-S spell? ”
Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.