Is your food spicy Sir ..
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
Archive for March, 2006
Teacher : In the exam ..
Thursday, March 16th, 2006Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
What is the opposite ..
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
An ideal homework excuse ..
Sunday, March 12th, 2006An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
A history joke Teacher: ..
Sunday, March 12th, 2006A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn’t built in a day!
What do you call a witch ..
Saturday, March 11th, 2006What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
How does a vampire get ..
Friday, March 10th, 2006How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
What purrs along the ..
Monday, March 6th, 2006What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
A man inserted an advertisement ..
Thursday, March 2nd, 2006A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted.” - The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”