Funny Jokes Blog

There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: “What’s happened to this one? - I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It’s distracting!” Caddy: “This isn’t a watch, sir, its a compass!”

Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

“Hey, Pop,” pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys? ” “What’s the matter with you? ” asked his father. “Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here? ”

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.