Why did Frosty the Snowman ..
Thursday, April 13th, 2006Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Archive for April, 2006
Waiter, what is this ..
Thursday, April 13th, 2006Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don’t know - friendly thing isn’t he !
What’s a skunk’s ..
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school? Show and smell!
How easy is it for wind ..
Sunday, April 9th, 2006How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze
What is the best advice ..
Saturday, April 8th, 2006What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
A Christian man had ..
Saturday, April 8th, 2006A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God’s name was. ‘Oh that’s easy,’ the man replied, ‘His name is Andy.’ ‘What make you think his name is Andy? ’ the […]
Customer: That crust ..
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn’t the crust, that was the pie plate.
Who plays center forward ..
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
How do you spell elephant ..
Sunday, April 2nd, 2006How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t “That’s not how the dictionary spells it” “You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”