Funny Jokes Blog

Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.

An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, “I gladdened seven hearts today.” “Seven hearts? ” asks the friend. “How did you do that? ” The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, “I performed three marriages.” The friend looks at him quizically. “Seven? ” he asks. […]

“How was your golf game, dear? ” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad, I couldn’t see where the ball went.” “You’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife. “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along? ” “But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play […]

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!