What do you get if you ..
Saturday, May 27th, 2006What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence? A flat back four!
Archive for May, 2006
A father and his small ..
Thursday, May 25th, 2006A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you […]
What is the best way ..
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
Yo Mama so dumb she ..
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Spell “pound” ..
Sunday, May 21st, 2006Spell “pound” in two letters. Lb.
Q: Did you hear about ..
Saturday, May 20th, 2006Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Waiter, waiter, does ..
Saturday, May 20th, 2006Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I’ve finished my meal.
What does a carpet salesman ..
Friday, May 19th, 2006What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Rugs and kisses!
Why is a reindeer like ..
Friday, May 19th, 2006Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !
How does a witch doctor ..
Thursday, May 18th, 2006How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? ‘Voodoo like to dance with me ? ’