Funny Jokes Blog

Is it good to drink witch’s brew? Yes, it’s very newt tricious!

Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Teacher: What’s the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.” The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think […]

Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical? Hare.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).