Funny Jokes Blog

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

“Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.” “Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”

A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman’s company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, “Return his samples by freight and […]

There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, “It looks like a storm is coming.” “No it isn’t,” said his wife. “Besides, how would you know? ” “Because,” he responded, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard ! I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!