Funny Jokes Blog

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull’s authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist returned to […]

Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up in his book also. […]

Teacher: You copies from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!

Mama bear to Papa bear: “Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it ‘goofing off’.”

Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.