Why is the sky not happy ..
Monday, July 31st, 2006Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues
Archive for July, 2006
What do you get if you ..
Monday, July 31st, 2006What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.
How do hens encourage ..
Monday, July 31st, 2006How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
What’s a pet’s ..
Sunday, July 30th, 2006What’s a pet’s favorite day? …Saint Petrick’s Day
What happened when the ..
Sunday, July 30th, 2006What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.
Interviewer: How do ..
Sunday, July 30th, 2006Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
Why does a vampire clean ..
Friday, July 28th, 2006Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
What does Mrs Dracula ..
Friday, July 28th, 2006What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
What do you call an ..
Friday, July 28th, 2006What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
First Caribou: Which ..
Friday, July 28th, 2006First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.