yo mamma so fat she ..
Thursday, July 27th, 2006yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
Archive for July, 2006
How can you spell chilly ..
Thursday, July 27th, 2006How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .
What is another word ..
Thursday, July 27th, 2006What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
Exasperated dragon on ..
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: “Mother said there would be knights like this.”
Caller: Finally! I got ..
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
Teacher: Where is your ..
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Why do women pay more ..
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Women are like computers ..
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Teacher: This note from ..
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Fred got home from his ..
Monday, July 24th, 2006Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. “Bad day at the course? ” his wife asked. “Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.” “Oh, that’s awful!” “You’re not kidding. For the […]