Funny Jokes Blog

Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. […]

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you […]

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?

Willie: “I have an awful toothache.” Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.” Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”

Teacher: I’d like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.

Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ? , me ?

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to […]

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!