Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it? ” “I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.” “I don’t […]
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: “Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I’m not eating is when I’m sleeping!”
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, […]
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself!
What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day