How can you tell which ..
Saturday, September 30th, 2006How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
Archive for September, 2006
Yo mama so fat when ..
Friday, September 29th, 2006Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Teacher: Didn’t ..
Friday, September 29th, 2006Teacher: Didn’t you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn’t take it, Miss.
What are hurricanes ..
Friday, September 29th, 2006What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
Salesman: Roll up, roll ..
Friday, September 29th, 2006Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here’s got room in their houses for a mammoth.
Q: How many Waiters ..
Thursday, September 28th, 2006Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye
What is green, sooty ..
Thursday, September 28th, 2006What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
Which insect didn’t ..
Thursday, September 28th, 2006Which insect didn’t play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
What do you call a vampire ..
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
Teacher: R-O-X does ..
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !