What do you get if you ..
Monday, September 25th, 2006What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!
Archive for September, 2006
Is there a God? A billion ..
Monday, September 25th, 2006Is there a God? A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Q: How many Capricorns ..
Monday, September 25th, 2006Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.
Big Ron was caught speeding ..
Monday, September 25th, 2006Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. “I’ll do anything for 3 points”, he said when questioned.
The Reverend Francis ..
Sunday, September 24th, 2006The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So…. he told the associate pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the associate pastor left […]
Which is the most dangerous ..
Sunday, September 24th, 2006Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper
How should you treat ..
Sunday, September 24th, 2006How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
1st Roman Soldier: What ..
Saturday, September 23rd, 20061st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
I failed every subject ..
Saturday, September 23rd, 2006I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn’t take algebra!
What subject are snakes ..
Saturday, September 23rd, 2006What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !