Funny Jokes Blog

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought “grammar” was his father’s mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. “The phone connection’s bad,” said the secretary. “I couldn’t catch that […]

Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!

What kind of ant can you colour with? A crayant!

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!