Funny Jokes Blog

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I’d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that? ” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.

Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover? ” Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with “WWJD” printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the clerk. The clerk replied that the letters stood for […]