Diner: Could I have ..
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
Archive for November, 2006
What do you get if you ..
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
A teacher was having ..
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have? ” “Somebody else’s pants.”
Q. What kind of man ..
Monday, November 27th, 2006Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
Why did God invent shopping ..
Monday, November 27th, 2006Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Yo mama so fat she wakes ..
Monday, November 27th, 2006Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
What do you get if you ..
Monday, November 27th, 2006What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
What did the young witch ..
Monday, November 27th, 2006What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
Teacher: What family ..
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
Why shouldn’t ..
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.