Funny Jokes Blog

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are […]

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there? ” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said “Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now.” More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took […]

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!