Be sure that you go ..
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006Be sure that you go straight home after school I can’t, I live just round the corner !
Archive for December, 2006
Why did the vampire ..
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.
Waiter, waiter! There’s ..
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma’am, they can’t stand the boiling water.
It was about a month ..
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.” “Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.” “But I made him agree to pay me 20 […]
Teacher: What happened ..
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Q. What kind of motor ..
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
What is a goal keepers ..
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
What do tigers wear ..
Monday, December 25th, 2006What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
An ideal homework excuse ..
Monday, December 25th, 2006An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!
What do you call a big ..
Monday, December 25th, 2006What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !