Funny Jokes Blog

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !

Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”

Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.” Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you’ll get there.

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain’t. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain’t. It’s I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain’t nobody coming ?

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.