Knock Knock Who’s ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Knock Knock Who’s there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
Archive for January, 2007
“Where’s ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007“Where’s your pencil, Bud? ” the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. “I ain’t got one, Sir.” “You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t, haven’t. I haven’t got a pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They haven’t got a pencil.” “Gee!” said Bud. “Pop said things were tough […]
Did you hear about the ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
What do blondes and ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
Why did the dinosaur ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
Yo mama rouchy, the ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Q: Why don’t violists ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Q: Why don’t violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.
Q.) What would you call ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
What’s the difference ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
Q. A fireman had two ..
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb