Funny Jokes Blog

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She’d hardly […]

Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won’t like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.

A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first cadet a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? ” The first cadet answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast […]

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.’ ‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ? ’ ‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !’

Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they […]

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the PFC to enter, then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this afternoon and I’ll […]