Why do the elephants ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can’t remember long stories !
Archive for February, 2007
Why did the pig join ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought “pumping iron” was a new juice dispenser.
What did the dentist ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007What did the dentist say to the golfer? “You have a hole in one. “
Q1: What vehicle does ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
Q: What happened to ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
If a woman is born in ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
What is the proper weight ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
How that we are engaged ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring. Of course. What’s your phone number ?
What do you get if you ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
What kind of dog doesn’t ..
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007What kind of dog doesn’t do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!