Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night’s sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and […]
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn’t a dog? A pup.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied, “65 kgs,” and moved on.
What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !
What’s Scrooge’s favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you’d put things away, you’d know where to find them.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What driver doesn’t have a license? A screw driver.