Funny Jokes Blog

Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!

Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much left.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? “It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night.”

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she […]

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn’t want any advice.

Insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.