How does a cow do math? ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
Archive for March, 2007
What do you get if a ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !
How are tigers like ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
ur mama is sooo fat, ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
Two Kentucky psychology ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. “Do you consider a 1441.Q. high? ” “Yes!” “For the whole basketball team? ”
A woman goes into a ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing? ” But she insists that it must […]
Why was the glow worm ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you get if you ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
What do you call an ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
Who is it that everybody ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.