Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said “File not found”. I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, “Well it says autoexec, then there’s some spaces, but no dot, and […]
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he’s healthy!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and […]
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me ?
God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he’s had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he’s decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. “What about Mars,” says one of them. “Nah I […]
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: “Nobody said I needed doubles on that!”
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !