Funny Jokes Blog

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie […]

Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. “Slow down, baby,” she said. “Foreplay is an art.” “You better get your canvas ready soon,” he panted, “because I’m about to spill my paint!”

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !

Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our […]

How do we know burgers love young people? They’re pro-teen!