What do you call a man ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
Archive for May, 2007
Where did the newlywed ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
Knock Knock Who’s ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007Knock Knock Who’s there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !
I’ve been e-mailing ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007I’ve been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare’s dead, silly. No wonder he hasn’t replied.
Knock Knock Who’s ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007Knock Knock Who’s there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you’re talking to !
What do you call a boomerang ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Garden Water Features ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007Garden Water Features by Lily Pond
This blonde is so stupid, ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
How did the flea learn ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
What does a vampire ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.