Funny Jokes Blog

I’m learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him ? He’s bee-witched !

An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin’ alien.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !

Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a […]