Funny Jokes Blog

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed, “one of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers […]

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.

Looking Forward by Felix Ited

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie …guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there.

Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!