Professor: I forgot ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Archive for July, 2007
John: “I’m ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007John: “I’m a man of few words.” Bill: “I’m married, too.”
Knock Knock Who’s ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !
Knock Knock Who’s ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Knock Knock Who’s there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it’s cold out here !
Why does a d dog scratch ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
How can you tell if ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
Pupil: Sir, would you ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
Q: What did the blonde ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
What is an autograph? ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
Where do you usually ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.