Why did the girl take ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
Archive for August, 2007
What’s a moo hoo ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
What is an astronomer? ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes, but I really couldn’t see what all the fuss is about.
An avid line dancing ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up […]
What is a ghost favorite ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
How does every ethnic ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
What do you get if you ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
What flies through the ..
Thursday, August 30th, 2007What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !
What mouse was a Roman ..
Thursday, August 30th, 2007What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !