Funny Jokes Blog

Grandma: You’ve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mary: Well, you can have mine.

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn’t fall far from the tree!

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None, he’s still clinging to the old lightbulb.

The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. “How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what […]

What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie …also known as McBarbie…you want fries with that?