Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like […]
Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it’s part of my homework. ‘If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The first one screamed back, “This is no time to be superstitious.”
Who won the race between two balls of string? They we’re tied!
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It’s called The Hex-Files.
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!