Funny Jokes Blog

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired […]

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle for the teacher!’

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury […]

Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.