Did you hear about the ..
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
Archive for October, 2007
Q: Why did the witch’s ..
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
Sports fad invented ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.
A blonde walks down ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. “Here we go again.”
What song does a car ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
What has handles and ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
Winning the Lottery ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts
Q: How many absurdist/surrealist ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.
What did the spider ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
When is an aardvark ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!