Funny Jokes Blog

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he […]

One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !

A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again. `What’s the matter? ’ asked the director. `I can’t […]

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

What’s big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base “Requesting Radar”. “What is you position? ” asked ATC “You got radar you find us” Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced “Air Force One we’re […]

What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, “A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, “Please, sir, it wasn’t me!” “Ha, ha!” laughed Payne. “And […]