What’s the difference ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care!
Archive for November, 2007
Q: What’s the ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
What would a pig name ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007What would a pig name a chain of food stores? “Stop “N Slop Markets”
How many nurses does ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
Q: How can you tell ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
What looks just like ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.
What’s grey and ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
Why did the monster ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can’t stand Chinese food.
How does a Gorilla become ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!