Funny Jokes Blog

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers, haven’t I ?

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !

Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

If a beagle can’t play a bugle in the marching band, what’s his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up […]

Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, “Now, remember, son. Don’t wear them when you’re not looking at anything.”