Look at that bald man ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007Look at that bald man over there. It’s the first time I’ve seen a parting with ears.
Archive for December, 2007
What is the definition ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
How can you make money ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
The Joys of Horse-riding ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
Doctor, doctor, I feel ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.
What do you call a horse ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
Q: What is the best ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Why didn’t the ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn’t have enough guts
What is the strongest ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Q: What do you say to ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.