Funny Jokes Blog

Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. “Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I’m afraid he’s goin’ to die.” “Shure, an’ why would he be dyin’? ” asked the other. “Ah, he’s gotten so thin. You’re thin enough, and I’m thin — but by my […]

Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

Why can’t the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, the American team became […]

Collection Litter by Phil D Basket

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !