Knock Knock Who’s ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Knock Knock Who’s there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !
Archive for January, 2008
A friend of mine told ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.
What do you call a pig ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
Patient (to cosmetic ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Have you got any broken ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!
Doctor, doctor, I keep ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
Have you heard about ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
I live in a semi-rural ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
How did the little pig ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
What followed the dinosaur ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008What followed the dinosaur ? It’s tail !