What do you call an ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
Category Archive for 'Aardvark jokes'
What do you call an ..
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight? A well ‘aardvark!
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Sunday, December 16th, 2007What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
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Thursday, December 13th, 2007What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
Why was Easter the ..
Saturday, November 24th, 2007Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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Friday, November 23rd, 2007What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
What do you call a thick-skinned ..
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
How do ants hide from ..
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
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Friday, November 2nd, 2007What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
When is an aardvark ..
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!