Why do aardvarks like ..
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
Category Archive for 'Aardvark jokes'
What do you call a Polish ..
Sunday, September 30th, 2007What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
What does an aardvark ..
Friday, September 21st, 2007What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
What did the aardvark ..
Sunday, September 16th, 2007What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em!
Who won the animal race? ..
Saturday, September 15th, 2007Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
What do you call an ..
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!
What do you call an ..
Saturday, August 25th, 2007What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
Why does mama aardvark ..
Friday, August 24th, 2007Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
What did the impatient ..
Monday, August 20th, 2007What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
What do you call a three-footed ..
Saturday, August 18th, 2007What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!