What do you call a pickled ..
Sunday, August 12th, 2007What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
Category Archive for 'Aardvark jokes'
What do you call an ..
Sunday, August 12th, 2007What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!
Two aardvarks watched ..
Friday, August 3rd, 2007Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Where does the aardvark ..
Wednesday, August 1st, 2007Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!
Why do aardvarks make ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
What do you call an ..
Monday, July 23rd, 2007What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
What do you call an ..
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!
What has six legs, two ..
Sunday, June 24th, 2007What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
What do you call an ..
Friday, June 22nd, 2007What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
What are the aardvark’s ..
Sunday, June 10th, 2007What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs? It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!