Funny Jokes Blog

What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: “…….and ninthly…”

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: “No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn’t be tax deductible, but I like your thinking”.

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago? ” The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say? “Darling, could you tell me about your work.”

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire an accountant a short while ago? ” The business owner replies, “That’s the accountant I’ve been searching for.”

“The auditors have just left, sir.” “Did they check the books? ” “Very thoroughly.” “What did they say? ” “They want 15% to keep quiet.”

How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.