If a fly has no wings ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How long will a floating point operation float?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do fish get thirsty?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?